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Monday, August 4th, 2003
9:46 pm
Oh hello everybody!!!!!!!
Today has certainly been one of the most seksual days I've ever had. It started off with a simple trip to my good friend Nihil's new apartment, which, when I got there, was surrounded with a little something I prefer to call the SWAT team. I asked them to step aside (for one cannot bound and gag the true seksuality we have flowing from within), because I was on the guest list. Then they said something I am sure I will never forget, "YOU FUCKEN COCKHOLE, IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER I'LL FUCKEN CHOP YOUR TINY DICK OFF AND USE IT TO BEAT YOUR BRAINS IN. MOTHER FUCKEN SHITCAKE. FUCK YOU!!!!". I will take it to the grave. now, while I do not agree that one mans seksuality should be removed, or fondled in any way other than seksual, I believe this man's words of wisdom is something we all feel at times. However, I still did come to visit my best friend Nihil!!! I kindly asked them one more time to let me in and they asked me for my 'identification'. When they saw it, they must of recognized me (for my work in the BBC documentary, '1993: The great seksual depression. AFTERMATH' and in the popular childrens day time television series 'Sesamie Street'!), because they immediately put me in the back of their patrol car and took me down to the station. They obviously wanted my autograph. Now, it has taken me many moons and many suns to realise this, but there is a time in one mans life, when you have to let go of all that is seksual in your life(your great seksual BRONTOSAURUS, for example), to make room for Bea Arthur's Cooking recipies. Like a candle to a formfitting pair of shorts, so are the days of our lives.
This is surely a day I will never forget.

current mood: excited

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Tuesday, December 17th, 2002
8:17 pm
TATTEREDASHED IS A FUCKING JACKASS. AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT. THE COMMUNITY IS RAD AND CARSON REALLY IS A GIRL SO FUCK YOU ASS HOLE.
I FUCKED YER MOM.

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Sunday, September 22nd, 2002
7:08 pm - Why Hello There!!!!
Oh Hello Everybody! I have been on hiatus!!!
I have come to realise... in this great seksual voyage I have so ferviously called life, one must always break from the Seksual Seks. For the true Seksual Magician within, can only be reached once every blue Moon. Sadly for me, and MANY like me, this is something that not many (not even me!!!!) can achieve. during my hiatus, I have practiced the act of the Hand Seksual Seks one too many a time! I will visit Dr. OConnel tomorrow!!!
Another thing I have planned...I think i will pay my Little Sugar Lips Nihil a visit!!!! I will bring him MANY a rose, for then, and ONLY then, will I get the great Pent Up Seksual Seks. It is something I long for, like Oatmeal in the morning.

As my ex-girlfriend Betty has said to me all too often... "You fucken homo!!!". I believe this applies to my feelings for Nihil.

current mood: Busy! Like a Bee!!!!

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Saturday, September 14th, 2002
12:11 pm
I don't feel as seksual as I had once hoped.

current mood: sad

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Sunday, June 30th, 2002
12:20 am

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Saturday, June 22nd, 2002
5:59 am - This is...so magical to me.
Oh Hello everyone! I haven't had a real entry in forever! Or 18 days! Oh haha. I'm laughing at that.
Well, tonight was certainly as seksual as I had always hoped it to be. I dropped by my good friend Nihils house! At first Nihil wouldn't let me in, but after many hours of trying to pick the locks, he let me in! (after I smashed the window on the door, reached inside, unlocked it and let myself in!). When I went inside I saw many a glossy cover magazine filled to the brims of prosperity...covered with my favorite subject...the Seksual Seks (!!!)! Sadly, i spent many an hour searching for Nihil through out, what I conceived to be, a suspisciously dark home and he was no where to be found! I stood there as my unit shirveled in defeat and out of nowhere the Police showed up! "Put your hands up you fucken asshole!" they shouted. That was a piece of advice i will bring with me to the grave.

Nihil...What a silly man! He is intimidated by my outgoing personality, charm and quick wit! No need to worry Nihil...For in this world of many a fucken prick motherfucker...One must always treat the seksual seks with nothing but equality! For then...and ONLY then...Will the chess club get laid!

current mood: Dashing!

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Monday, June 17th, 2002
5:04 pm
I was accepted for a platinum MasterCard!

current mood: excited

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5:11 am
"This is all very seksual really."
That was a piece of advice from my favorite seksual philosofer of our times, mister Ted E. Nugent!

He is an inspiration to us all.

current mood: enthralled

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Sunday, June 16th, 2002
5:40 pm - A plaid poem for Robin
He wants your hat
Our friend Kerpatty
Thinks you hate him
He hears voices
And you're starting to feel lucky
You wonder why he even bothers

current mood: depressed

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Tuesday, June 11th, 2002
10:22 pm - Wow!
Oh Wow! the past few days have certainly been some of the most seksual of my life! Oh haha! i am laughing.
Last night i went and visited the seksual crusader of our times! Mr. Nihil!!!! Sadly, nihil had his locks changed and he forgot to inform me! AGAIN!!!
But in this time of great seksual sobriety...one must ALWAYS leave their doors locked. for then...and ONLY then...will the burglars, theives and PIMPS never get into your secret collection of the seksual seks on glossy cover and newsprint magazine!
This is truely as seksual as my dear mother has always informed me to be.
she has many a time said to me...
"kerpatty, do the dishes you fucken asshole!!!!". this is the way to live my life.

current mood: accomplished

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Tuesday, June 4th, 2002
11:17 pm
Oh Hello!

current mood: horny

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